Yeeeeeeah, I should post more... I might have some real entries once in a while if not for how pretty much everyone who reads my blog actually knows me. ^^ Leaves me a little uncertain of what I should write here...

Oh, well. School started again, so maybe I'll actually get some writing in! Watch this space for random new fiction.

For this month's today's entry, I just had to share some really, really crazy stuff I've stumbled across in the last few days.

Seen at a pharmacy: "UltraSoft" Lancets.

From a legal-type sheet regarding hormonal birth control, that must be filled out to attain said birth control: "Do you currently want to be pregnant?"

From a Dear Abby column: "I just can't believe he is gay. I am heterosexual (when I get the chance)."

Girlfriend, over the phone: "Remember when you said you cut yourself recently?" (We'd been discussing shaving accidents.)
Me: "Yeah?"
Girlfriend: "How'd you say you stopped the bleeding?"
Me: O_o

Please, feel free to add your own. I think I'm going to spend this week taking notes just so I can add more of MY own. XD Comments are fun.